Yes, my ass is phat.

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My Yelp reviews:

“It’s jesus christ in a booty. Jesus has risen, and so has my cock. 😳”

“You single-handedly (no pun intended) solved my ED 🙏🏼“

“You’re the only person I’ve ever considered calling mommy 😍” (damn straight)