Jay Davis.
Jon Davisson.
Jim Davidson. Yes.

Jim Davidson.
I’m Jim Davidson now.
No.
I’m Big Jim Sex Hog.
Yes.

Don’t you worry, Big Jim Sex Hog is here to reassure you that my dong is every bit as magnificent as Jay Davis’ king schlong was. Possibly better. Probably about 35% better.

In fact, I would say that my sex hog has the charm of a fine southern gentleman, sipping a mint julip on his front porch as he surveys all that is his.

Huh. 🤔

No.

No. I’m not very comfortable with any of that. Forget that stuff. Stay away from the south. That place is terrible. Gotta find a better angle.

I’m gonna start calling it Pac-Man.

Yes. Pac-Man. He’s coming for you. Right after he eats his big pellet on an empty stomach and then waits about an hour or so.

Jim Davidson.

Sex Hog.

Pac-Man.

Sticky Joystick.

💦 🕹️ 😔

Yep.