Professional troublemaker, part-time sass machine.

Into exhibitionism, bondage, and creampies, but mostly here for the snacks and the laughs. I can’t promise I won’t make bad jokes, but I can promise that you’ll laugh (or at least cringe). If you’re into someone who can’t be taken too seriously, gets distracted by shiny things, and might low-key steal your hoodie, we’ll get along just fine.
Bonus points if you can handle my questionable dance moves and enjoy terrible puns—because I’m full of both.